And I was right

So today the guy I always look at appears with a baby in a carrier.
So I was right about all the good guys are taken. I was always right.

I'm not saying I want to marry them.
Because for me to want to marry them they have to want to marry me first.
But you see I'm fat and all so I don't think they would.
So I don't mind.

Annnnnnyway
I'm just saying it would be better if everytime I look at them my mind is not thinking about how lucky their wives are.
I want to at least have a respect to the wives.
Because damn they are lucky bitch.
I want to be a lucky bitch
but hey I'm just a fat bitch.

I wish all married men just turned ugly.
It would be so much easier for us.

The thing about me is, when I look at someone from distance and I like him, and then I will find out that he earns 10k per month, he drives a mercedes, he's from my born-town land blabla just so perfect and bam he's married

HE IS ALWAYS MARRIED OR TAKEN.

ALWAYS.

the universe better had reserved someone so good for me.